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Caption contest

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Here is how it works...
- Post a caption to the picture below.
- Entries end on July 15th.
- Winner wins a $15 Sheetz Z-card.
- If this works well, a new contest every month.

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Picture taken at the British Museum, London.
... and then the wheel fell off.
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seen here at the British Museum in London, England are Khaled al-Abbas and his mistress, Ahimsa al-Ahmet after an exciting night of family fun at the local soccer stadium in Saudi Arabia.
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

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And here we have the exhibit dubbed by Sir Charles Winchester "I could really use some head."
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My wife's head is so far up my butt, I had to insert a glass belly button so she could see out !!
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History shows viagra was developed years ago...Earlier test shows what happens with an over-dose accures before all the bugs were worked out.
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"Well officer, she was sucking really really hard and the next thing i knew, her head imploded! When she died, she really took a part of me with her..."
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Here, gentlemen, is the perfect woman.
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The "Headless" model has its pro's and con's as illustrated above.
As one of our customers states" I'd rather jack-off than listen to her bitch about taking out the trash."-Abu Mohammed CEO, Headless Harem LLC.
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moxham123 wrote:Here, gentlemen, is the perfect woman.
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In many Arab societies, a woman is forbidden from showing her face in public. Islamic women are required to wear a veil. Ancient Egyptians preferred a more drastic approach.
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Well, I needed someplace to set my beer while I wank off...
Dood...
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If You don't mind honey I have to go to the powder room and put on my Face.
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"I told her she'd forget her head if it wasn't attatched"
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#2

"Thats the last time I ask for alittle head."
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"The next stop on our tour of the Museum of Medical History shows two ancient Egyptians, a man and a woman, each with the patient's brain removed..."---------->JMS
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#2

.. the lengths some people will go to, all in the name of being able to ride the rollercoaster, with the sign in front of it saying "you must be this short to ride" ...
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"

- Keith Reyn on Chinese Waiters at IHOP
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Pharoah Khufu ordered the first condom's to be made when his mistress had oral sex with him and left him dickless after realizing she had leprosy.
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Here we see and ancient Egytptian couple, both of whom appear to have been beheaded.
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The Vandals stole the handle. She didn't have much of a head for figures.
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With something like that, I'd make room for a few more beers. I should have married a girl like that. She can't call me at the bar.
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Lexington Steele aint got dick on me.
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No wonder I was sexually confused as a kid. I knew this pic wasnt a dream.
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"In this exhibit, we see that Lorena Bobbitt would have been more accountable for her actions in ancient times.

An eye for an eye... a head for a head, as Hammurabi Law states. Quid pro quo, Lorena! QUID PRO QUO!!"
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undercoverjoe wrote:The Vandals stole the handle. She didn't have much of a head for figures.
That's pretty good!!

500th post... WOOT!!
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