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Killjingle
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by Killjingle » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:53 pm
I'M KING JAMES BITCH!!!
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RobTheDrummer
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by RobTheDrummer » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:54 pm
"Hi there, the name's Paul! This is my sister Kevin!"
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by witchhunt » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:11 pm
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beeetlejuice."
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by HurricaneBob » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:21 am
I thought it was from Ghana, cause her heads Ghana....
RobTheDrummer
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by RobTheDrummer » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:44 am
It's common knowledge that the Aincient Egyptians could make the greatest structures, yet they lacked the necessary tools to recreate, effectively, the male anatomy and the female head.
RobTheDrummer
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by RobTheDrummer » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:51 am
At some point before the fellacious act, Harold seemed to have displaced his motion lotion with his disappearing ink.
RobTheDrummer
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by RobTheDrummer » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:53 am
Finally both of their dreams came true. He wished she would stop bitching and she wished he wasn't such a dick.
RAM Z
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by RAM Z » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:16 am
HA ! That's a good one right there !
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion !
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by nakedtwister » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:56 pm
This statue depicts the tragic story of King Ghana and Queen Rhea.
old Skool
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by old Skool » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:45 pm
"Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
old sKool was here...
...and can be found
here
AtoMikEnRtiA
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by AtoMikEnRtiA » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:46 pm
BadDazeGuitar wrote: "Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
haaaaaa!!!!!!
"okay we got da right and fruffy panacakes. ooooooh ver goood you get da rittre bruberries, too!"
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bassist_25
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by bassist_25 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:04 pm
BadDazeGuitar wrote: "Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
That photo has just been old sKooled!!!!
"He's the electric horseman, you better back off!" - old sKool making a reference to the culturally relevant 1979 film.
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by bassist4life2004 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:14 am
Ron wrote:
"It was her first time giving head, she just couldnt figure out when to stop swallowing..."
Killjingle
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by Killjingle » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:24 am
...my lovely lady lump
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HarleyRo1
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by HarleyRo1 » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:30 am
overheard by a museum patron....Boy...getting caught having an affair sure can suck....
and if you will follow me to our next exhibit...."scorned woman"
Who needs gold and diamonds when you can have chrome....
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by DirtySanchez » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:52 pm
I'm sorry, I told you it's been awhile.
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