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hey kieth,
who is that as your avatar? i've seen that somewhere or recoginize it but can't quite remember where. it's cooler than your last one. i guess. :lol:
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it's "raisin bran" hahaahahahaha :lol:
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Its the cover of the NEW Type O Negative cd thats coming out in March. The guy is Rasputin.
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MeYatch wrote:
AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:im not afraid of sex toys...

i just dont see the point in a machine using hydraulics to whip 4 dildos around like a windmill...

i think that kind of technology can be used elsewhere...

[/.02]
I disagree. I am in favor of all advances in sex toy technology.
see i look at it this way...

i dont use sex toys... because a real man can get the job done his damn self.. he doesn't need a fucking leather whip or dildos flapping around as if they were a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubeman, or vibrating cock ring to get myself off...

if it's worth doing... it's worth doing right... besides, who cares how the woman feels? all that matters to me is if i get off....
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I'm going to make the assumption that I've slept with at least one more "real" man than you have. They don't always get the job down and sometimes a little extra help is nice. Saying shit like that only makes you seem super insecure, not macho.
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I sense there is some double plugging going on in some of your bedrooms. Anyone being picked up like a bowling ball?? :shock:
Hopefully Gary doesnt say "yes". haha.
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kissmydagoass wrote:I'm going to make the assumption that I've slept with at least one more "real" man than you have. They don't always get the job down and sometimes a little extra help is nice. Saying shit like that only makes you seem super insecure, not macho.
i was also joking...

ive never slept with a man, dont intend to
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I'm all for sex toys. The best sex is when it's extremely, extremely wild and sex toys only add to it.
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Wow FaerieWench maybe we should set up a giggle party????
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Yep, I just puked.
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I think sextoy's prefer to be called "groupies",
Sex is a race to orgasm and I'm undefeated.
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DirtySanchez wrote:Sex is a race to orgasm and I'm undefeated.
Haha, Arent all guys?
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DirtySanchez wrote: Sex is a race to orgasm and I'm undefeated.
and i'm sure when you roll over and fall asleep, your woman turns to BOB to get the job done.
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Sorry to hear about your own personal experiences... :D
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it's not my personal experience. i know how to get mine before he gets his.

and as far as spellbounds puking thing goes, if a girls pleasure makes you want to puke, i feel bad for any woman who sleeps with you.
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No, pleasuring a woman doesnt make me wanna puke. It depends on the woman.
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So it's okay if a woman uses sex toys, as long as she's hot?
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I dont care WHO uses sex toys. I worked at a porn store for like 2 years back in MD. Ive seen and heard it all. Sold more fake dicks to guys than girls. Had rubber asses. Cock rings. butt plugs. basically anything people could stick in their asses. I could tell porn store stories for days. I got really sick of it after a while. Esp all the old nasty mofos buying younger women porn.
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just because you've been inundated with sex toys, doesn't mean you need to say that discussion of them makes you want to puke.
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Oh, but i can say whatever I choose, my dear. 8)
Where the hell does sticking things in your holes fit on a music forum anyway? can you tell me that?
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i agree that you can say whatever you want, i'm just confused as to why you would choose to read and respond to a post that makes you ill. as for an answer, i could go with witchchic and say "hmmmm arent they one and the same??? And if not they should be dont you think???" i could also say that it belongs here just as well as discussion of the color of the sky, or sports, politics, or hair removal preferences. in my defense, the title is sex toys and musicians. people could chose to talk about musicians, but sex toys are more fun.
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None of that other BS belongs here either.
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Post by WitchChic »

Very good point... And with that said what are your thoughts on the Musician side of this thread???
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faeriewench wrote:i agree that you can say whatever you want, i'm just confused as to why you would choose to read and respond to a post that makes you ill. as for an answer, i could go with witchchic and say "hmmmm arent they one and the same??? And if not they should be dont you think???" i could also say that it belongs here just as well as discussion of the color of the sky, or sports, politics, or hair removal preferences. in my defense, the title is sex toys and musicians. people could chose to talk about musicians, but sex toys are more fun.
I think bowling alley guys should be sex toys! :D
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I love em,

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I love the toys I will even help my ladies use them or atleast beg them to let me watch, a woman masturbating is the GREATEST, and I admit I cannot get it done like the " busy beaver " so if my partner can be further pleasured beyond me then I say you go girl and I will stand aside and cheer ya on, and hell maybe a prostate massage with a rubber dong is in order for me if I'm a really good boy!
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