Would you rather...

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:29 am

Who would you rather poke, Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie?

Drum-Wolf · Post by **Drum-Wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:57 am

Heads or Tails - you're a winner either way.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:27 am

Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....

I would much rather have this....

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:06 am

I would like to polka with many women....

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:30 pm

I don't understand why anyone thinks Nicole Ritchie is attractive, unless you like scarecrows. Ugh! I don't understand all the media attention with these people (include Lindsay Lohan) who are not even in movies or music, really. I mean, who are they ?? I guess that means my answer is ....Paris Hilton!

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:45 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....

I would much rather have this....

word. or this:

or this

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:02 pm

Not a damn one of you on here if given the chance would pass up on one evening of careful, consensual sex with either paris hilton or nicole ritchie, and you know it...

Here's why you would fuck them...

1) the potential "star power" that you may attain in the event that something goes down and this becomes a scandal

2) bragging rights

3) they have vaginas...

I would prefer Hilton, because atleast she's somewhat attractive... Ritchie looks like she's had one too many battles with cerebral palsy

faeriewench · Post by **faeriewench** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:35 pm

damnit paul, look what you started.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:45 pm

faeriewench wrote:damnit paul, look what you started.

I'm controversial like that.

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:21 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Neither, I think they are dirty sluts and aren't that attractive....

Ive always had weakness for dirty sluts...can I get a two for one deal?

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:40 pm

i think paris & nicole are fucking NASTY. They both make me sick.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:59 pm

Me, too. ---->JMS

tornandfrayed · Post by **tornandfrayed** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:02 pm

Yeah and they play video games! They are very unattractive!

Dumb females!

Ans they probably really enjoy having sex! Ugghhhhh!

And I bet they do slutty things that most, more proper women would not even think of! Yuck!

And to top it off they have lots of money and are famous! No way!

Count me out!

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:43 pm

Give me Carrie Underwood any day ...

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:28 pm

Honestly, I would have done them before I was married.

Hell, before I was married I would have done anyone w/ a vagina - Male creed.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:56 pm

If I had to I would...even if they didn't pay me

But now if I was a toon, I'd prob. be after Lou Ann from "King Of The Hill!!"

HBSPro · Post by **HBSPro** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:03 am

I like rob the drummers choice better

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:10 am

You all crack me the fuck up! I don't care who you are... Rob, after a night of playing, kicking back a few drinks, and Paris Hilton says she wants to "polish" your knob, you're there! Come on now, who wouldn't?

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:46 am

She is ugly. She needs to eat something.

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:49 am

GUITARII wrote:You all crack me the fuck up! I don't care who you are... Rob, after a night of playing, kicking back a few drinks, and Paris Hilton says she wants to "polish" your knob, you're there! Come on now, who wouldn't?

*Raises his hand* Me.

johnliebal · Post by **johnliebal** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:27 am

to tell you the truth i find girls such as jennifer aniston way hotter than these two...maybe thats probably because i havent seen her naked though haha

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:28 am

Aniston is definitely hotter, way hotter, I don't really even think Paris & Nicole are that good looking but I wouldn't toss them outta the sack for eating crackers either.... unless of course I wanted to do 'em on the floor!

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:49 am

tornandfrayed wrote:Yeah and they play video games! They are very unattractive!

Dumb females!

Ans they probably really enjoy having sex! Ugghhhhh!

And I bet they do slutty things that most, more proper women would not even think of! Yuck!

And to top it off they have lots of money and are famous! No way!

Count me out!

Bag would "poke" either or both, one at a time or together, today, tomorrow.....

And Mrs. Bag, you would understand!

Post by **Ron** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:16 am

SpellboundByMetal wrote:She is ugly. She needs to eat something.

*Raises his hand* Me.

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:52 am

Ron wrote:
SpellboundByMetal wrote:She is ugly. She needs to eat something.
*Raises his hand* Me.

ROTFL

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