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dude. that made me giggle.
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I loled from beginning to end, but this was the best:

Metal Tool Shredd’s lead guitarist, Tony “Licks Bomb” Zarowsky, said he listened to a new band named, Nirvana. “But they were so lame, you know, A, they didn’t have an umlaut in their name and, two, they didn’t even make any innuendos to the penis or the act of making love, this is classic artistic territory here,” Zarowsky said. “And, I mean, whatever you’re into, but, what’s up with the singer; I was, like, dude, why are you so angry?”

Holy shit. hahahaha

The town that culture forgot!

TOO MUCH.
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dude
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Post by Barfight »

hmm, not really funny.
I think Longcat is a pretty cool guy. eh is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and doesn't afraid of anything.
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That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time...... dude.
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"A, they didn’t have an umlaut in their name and, two, they didn’t even make any innuendos to the penis or the act of making love"

LOL
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dude, I googled "metal tool shred" and it came back with

"Did you mean: METAL TOOL SHED"

dude, what happened?
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The irony is many of you failed to notice this:

http://www.dotpenn.com/2008/83/pay-as-y ... ilets.html

"Amish carpenter Jacob Stoltzfus expects his business to increase. 'Just today I had 5 people stop by my shop to get estimates on Outhouses.'"

LMFAO
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Dude ... why is the Tyrone train station pictured on the banner of that site and what is Elvis filming? Are there people doing it in that Cavalier? Dude ...

r:>)
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BadDazeRob wrote:Dude ... why is the Tyrone train station pictured on the banner of that site and what is Elvis filming? Are there people doing it in that Cavalier? Dude ...

r:>)
dude, come on dude
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bassist_25 wrote:The irony is many of you failed to notice this:

http://www.dotpenn.com/2008/83/pay-as-y ... ilets.html

"Amish carpenter Jacob Stoltzfus expects his business to increase. 'Just today I had 5 people stop by my shop to get estimates on Outhouses.'"

LMFAO
"In a press conference today, Rendell spokesman, Frank Terwilliger stated ..."

I though that JMS had a trademark on the word "terwilliger". LOL.
... and then the wheel fell off.
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My favorite part was the "Penn State Center for Musical Autism." And knowing that place, they probably have one.
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I like this one.

State College to be connected with giant ramp.


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The Vërgë
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hahaha! where do you ppl find this stuff? it's...i'm speechless.


“Most people are really going to have to adjust their behavior to cope with these increases.” said Roland Armour of the Consumer Advocates League. “We think you’re going to see a lot more folks urinating outdoors or at least refraining from flushing everytime they pee. In a nutshell, it really gives people a financial incentive to shit or get off the pot.”
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RobTheDrummer wrote:I like this one.

State College to be connected with giant ramp.


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At least it'd be progress.
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I should be writing for this site.
Self-important fluff and semi-comedic pages of satirical nothingness?
Dude.
I should be writing for this site. :lol: -------->JMS
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come on dude. dude.
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songsmith wrote:I should be writing for this site.
Self-important fluff and semi-comedic pages of satirical nothingness?
Dude.
I should be writing for this site. :lol: -------->JMS
Johnny, you would do a great job for that site!
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VENTGtr wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:I like this one.

State College to be connected with giant ramp.


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At least it'd be progress.
Wonder if it will land you directly on North Atherton Street...dude, hahaa
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