HELP!!!

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:08 pm

I can't get my chimp back into the house.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:12 pm

Better get that fucker in quick or this'll happen.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Pe ... Woman.html

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:14 pm

he's not listening.
we drink wine and he sleeps with me

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:14 pm

PanzerFaust · Post by **PanzerFaust** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:47 pm

That's the problem with a chimp for a pet....

It's all hugs, kisses and romantic evenings with a bottle of wine...

Till you gotta bust a cap in his primate ass!!!!!

REDillon · Post by **REDillon** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:15 pm

You should never have a chimp as a pet. Or a lover. Some people take the term "monkey sex" too literally. I bet they know how to work a banana though! Oooh that was just sooooo wrong!

See what you Rockpagers do to me. You corrupt me and my morals. I was a virgin before I struck the first key on this site!!

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:42 pm

"HE RIPPED MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE OFF!"

"He ripped your girlfriends face off?"

"YES!"

I don't know how the 911 operator didn't laugh....

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:24 pm

bassist_25 wrote:

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:54 pm

Hey, come on now!

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:56 pm

waydowneast wrote:

This is the best one!

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:04 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Hey, come on now!

luv ya man

slackin@dabass · Post by **slackin@dabass** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:32 pm

ahahahahaha. making fun of rob is fun.

SATAN · Post by **SATAN** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:35 pm

Who is that handsome man with no hair beside Rob, LOL.

Randy

waydowneast · Post by **waydowneast** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:41 pm

I don't know who she is.

I better stop. lolol

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:59 pm

OMFG

she's pretty.

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:39 am

I fucked her!

(in my best Andrew Dice Clay voice)

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:05 am

ROFL! photochop of the year!

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:26 pm

Wow Randy!...Can I borrow those neon hoops...They are SWEET~~hey-Hey-hey~~~!......

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:18 pm

HAHAHA! Thanks man. That made my morning a lot better!

SATAN · Post by **SATAN** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:03 pm

Ugh!! That's the same style of make-up style of the fat chick off The Drew Carey Show. Thanks alot Charlie.

randy

VENTGtr · Post by **VENTGtr** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:37 pm

I almost choked laughing (Just getting to lunch here) reading the topic
"HELP!!!"...and the last post in reply was by SATAN.

REDillon wrote:You should never have a chimp as a pet. Or a lover.

Yet another "Where was this advice 20 years ago?"