Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

moxham123 · Post by **moxham123** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:20 pm

Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

Published February 2009
LOUISVILLE, KY – The day after The Academy Is concert, Victoria Jorgensen, 22, was terrified to realize that she had accidentally slept with the band’s bass player – mistaking him for someone important in the band.
“I can’t believe how stupid I was,” said Jorgensen. “I mean, I went up to the guy and was like ‘are you in the band’ and he was all like, ‘yeah, I’m in the band’ so I did him. Then this morning I was telling my friends and I realized he was just the bass player. This happens to me all the time.”
Jorgensen plans to do more research before sleeping with another band member.
“This won’t happen again,” said Jorgensen. “If I’m going to sleep with someone, they’d better be important. I mean, I could find someone here in town as important as a bass player.”
Adam Siska, The Academy Is bass player, was unavailable for comment.

kayla · Post by **kayla** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:29 pm

haahahhahhaha.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:17 pm

I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

Pizon · Post by **Pizon** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:24 pm

Hmmmmmmm, maybe i should give up my bass and go back to playing
rhythm

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:19 pm

Groupies are sad human beings.

AllHolLowsEVe · Post by **AllHolLowsEVe** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:28 pm

I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I actually laughed out load at this

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:38 pm

AllHolLowsEVe wrote:
I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I actually laughed out load at this

Now there's 3 loads involved in this story.

He meant LOUD. I was just making a joke.

kayla · Post by **kayla** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:41 pm

KeithReynolds wrote:Now there's 3 loads involved in this story.

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:41 pm

I'm not telling you guys anything anymore.

KeithReynolds · Post by **KeithReynolds** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:46 pm

Hahahahahaha! You know I love ya, Joe. BTW, Was I gonna be the godfather if there woulda been a lovechild!?

metalchurch · Post by **metalchurch** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:47 pm

Well....Lemmy think about it.

MistValkyrie · Post by **MistValkyrie** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:40 pm

KeithReynolds wrote:Groupies are sad human beings.

This times infinity!

onegunguitar · Post by **onegunguitar** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:50 pm

metalchurch wrote:I'm embarrassed to admit that I've done that before.... At a Motorhead concert none the less. Don't judge me assholes.

Shit......you tried picking me up when I played guitar in Condemned Existence!!!! Hahahahaha...................homo

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:46 pm

HEY NOW!!

Hannibal · Post by **Hannibal** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:54 pm

You DO realize that the way to get a bass player off your front porch is to pay him for the Pizza, right?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:58 pm

Hannibal wrote:You DO realize that the way to get a bass player off your front porch is to pay him for the Pizza, right?

Tom, get that groupie for your band, no bass player. lol

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:12 pm

I started laughing before I opened the thread, lol.

rockpage.net

Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

that's funny

Re: that's funny