Stewart parody of Beck (too funny)

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:41 pm

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/glenn-becks-ap ... y-him--763

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:23 pm

Ace award performance...

...although I was expecting a video of "Nausea" a la Weird Al

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:07 pm

How about that. Nailed.
He cried, connected a bunch of random crap, and even brought up Hitler. I can't imagine the Neo's will respond as well, Ted Nugent's the funniest guy they have, but it's accidental. And the word "satire" doesn't appear in The Constitution, and is, therefore, not a real word.
Excellent point about the Founding Fathers believing in "humors." It points out the inescapable fact that they were not gods, and didn't possess some superhuman intellect (nor were they necessarily conservative or Christian, but that's another thread). That's my latest frustration from the wingies... the idea that the people who framed the Constitution were conservative deities, and that only wingnuts can invoke their ideas.
Jon Stewart gives the Right stomach ulcers, because he can recognize douchery, and make it funny enough for people to pay attention. Glenn Beck can't even recognize his own douchery, and is about as funny as a yeast infection. He's so boring, the world goes into slow-motion when he talks, because his self-importance imposes drag on the universe.

It's in the Constitution, though Hitler denied it!

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f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:18 pm

Beck must be doing something right for the white house to be afraid of him. We will see how the right wingnuts are in 2010 and 2012

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:20 pm

Glenn is an emotional person, probably to most "real" person in the biz. He's not afraid to show how he feels about things emotionally.

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:47 pm

I can't believe how good that was!

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:33 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Glenn is an emotional person, probably to most "real" person in the biz.

You can't really be serious.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:41 pm

Yea, I am serious. He's a real, emotional person. Not some fake, blathering talking head who does it for monetary gain and to impress the left.

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:44 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Yea, I am serious. He's a real, emotional person. Not some fake, blathering talking head who does it for monetary gain and to impress the left.

Sorry we disagree but you described him perfectly in your third sentence. Of course he's trying to impress the right.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:09 pm

witchhunt wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:Yea, I am serious. He's a real, emotional person. Not some fake, blathering talking head who does it for monetary gain and to impress the left.

Sorry we disagree but you described him perfectly in your third sentence. Of course he's trying to impress the right.

I disagree.

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:28 pm

wait, wait a minute...glenn beck isn't a comedian?!?!

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:30 pm

wait glenn beck isn't a comedian?!?

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:07 am

Glenn Beck reads it from research he does and not from a teleprompter like MSNBC

Flaw · Post by **Flaw** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:55 am

f.sciarrillo wrote:Glenn Beck reads it from research he does and not from a teleprompter like MSNBC

screw msnbc screw fox, glenn beck reads a little research and then makes opinions about issues. That is nothing i can go on tv and babble on for hours about topics and stress my opinion... plus glenn has got a horrible hair cut. He needs to stop going to liberal barbers or something for gods sake.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:35 pm

f.sciarrillo wrote:Beck must be doing something right for the white house to be afraid of him. We will see how the right wingnuts are in 2010 and 2012

You have some indication that the White House is afraid of Beck? I want a baggie of whatever you're smoking, because that stuff makes you very creative.
Hell, I wouldn't be afraid of Beck in any situation, on-air, off-air, in an interview, debate, quarrel, skirmish, confrontation, knife-fight, game of pool, or nuclear world war. He's a crybaby wuss who says what he thinks a bunch of crybabies want to hear.
Glenn Beck is such a douche that Summer's Eve is suing him for patent infringement.--->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:06 pm

i don't know how anyone can GB seriously. JS rendition was perfect, Beck is really that irrational. Stewart is very smart and well read. Nobody can hold a candle to him. No body.

f.sciarrillo · Post by **f.sciarrillo** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:31 pm

songsmith wrote:
f.sciarrillo wrote:Beck must be doing something right for the white house to be afraid of him. We will see how the right wingnuts are in 2010 and 2012
You have some indication that the White House is afraid of Beck? I want a baggie of whatever you're smoking, because that stuff makes you very creative.
Hell, I wouldn't be afraid of Beck in any situation, on-air, off-air, in an interview, debate, quarrel, skirmish, confrontation, knife-fight, game of pool, or nuclear world war. He's a crybaby wuss who says what he thinks a bunch of crybabies want to hear.
Glenn Beck is such a douche that Summer's Eve is suing him for patent infringement.--->JMS

Just look at how the white house has been talking about him. That should be enough in my eyes. And just because you are in man-love with obama doesn't make someone who disagrees with him an idito ..

it doesn't matter anyhow because in 2012 they might be doing the same thing to Keith Olberman. At which point you will be saying the opposite of what you are saying now ...

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:43 pm

gosteelers wrote:Stewart is very smart and well read. Nobody can hold a candle to him. No body.

Ha ha ha ha. The man is self centered and NOT EVER funny.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:45 pm

gosteelers wrote:i don't know how anyone can GB seriously. JS rendition was perfect, Beck is really that irrational. Stewart is very smart and well read. Nobody can hold a candle to him. No body.

Actually I find Beck to be very rational, do you even know what that means?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:56 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:
gosteelers wrote:i don't know how anyone can GB seriously. JS rendition was perfect, Beck is really that irrational. Stewart is very smart and well read. Nobody can hold a candle to him. No body.
Actually I find Beck to be very rational, do you even know what that means?

I saw a few minutes of one of Beck's shows where he was pointing out "communist" symbols in New York artwork.. it was hilarious

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:41 pm

gosteelers wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:
gosteelers wrote:i don't know how anyone can GB seriously. JS rendition was perfect, Beck is really that irrational. Stewart is very smart and well read. Nobody can hold a candle to him. No body.
Actually I find Beck to be very rational, do you even know what that means?
I saw a few minutes of one of Beck's shows where he was pointing out "communist" symbols in New York artwork.. it was hilarious

Just expressing concern about the correlation of so called "progressives" and communism.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:52 pm

Here, check this video out, this is what I like about Beck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXQDwhVPn8

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:54 pm

RobTheDrummer wrote:Here, check this video out, this is what I like about Beck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXQDwhVPn8

you realize that goldman saks is a republican? same for Lehman, AIG etc. how do YOU, as a struggling middle class worker relate to him?

your no genius, your not ivy league, you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth, your dad nots rich or aristocracy correct? your just a guy that's put's 40+ hours in a week, hopes he can extract a modicum of pleasure out of his mediocre life, trying to make it happen (please, i'm not insulting you here, WE inc ME are all in this place)

why would you side with those with all the power and wealth? do you think they care about you? that they want you and me to succeed?that they want to level the playing field?

your the bottom of the barrell yet your a republican? i just don't get it

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:42 am

gosteelers wrote:
RobTheDrummer wrote:Here, check this video out, this is what I like about Beck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXQDwhVPn8
you realize that goldman saks is a republican? same for Lehman, AIG etc. how do YOU, as a struggling middle class worker relate to him?

your no genius, your not ivy league, you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth, your dad nots rich or aristocracy correct? your just a guy that's put's 40+ hours in a week, hopes he can extract a modicum of pleasure out of his mediocre life, trying to make it happen (please, i'm not insulting you here, WE inc ME are all in this place)

why would you side with those with all the power and wealth? do you think they care about you? that they want you and me to succeed?that they want to level the playing field?

your the bottom of the barrell yet your a republican? i just don't get it

Heh, heh, heh. Your goodfacts don't stand up to realfacts:

Goldman Sachs historically contributes $ almost 2 to 1 democrat:

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary ... D000000085

AIG is a little more traditional, giving contributions to whomever is in power...however, they gave more $ to democrats:

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary ... D000000123

Same with JP Morgan Chase:

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary ... D000000103

And Citigroup:

http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/summary ... D000000071

But AIG really, really likes Christopher Dodd:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2083881/posts

In case you didn't hear, Lehman Brothers' North American investment banking and trading divisions were sold to Barclay's of Great Britain.

The DNC has been spewing this being "for the working man" bullshit for decades, and it has worked. How else could a moron like Jack Murtha pointedly and personally insult his entire constituency and still get elected by 20%? (before you try to defend Murtha, the bottom line is that median family income is significantly higher in Altoona than Johnstown)

The reality is, neither party is for the working man. Even though they both take their money, neither party is for big business. Both parties are only for themselves.

zman1200 · Post by **zman1200** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:54 am

funny shit